Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”

by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022

tots

Totally, completely, extremely.

"That's tots strange!"
"Tots awesome."

by bakerqin September 9, 2011

tot

totr bob squeaky clean cool

spongbob walks in water turn into totr become squeaky clean jump in soap
totЯ- a geeky squeakbob

by anonymous September 16, 2025

Tots

A word that has no feelings. It also has no life.

OMG! TOTS!

by Poooopieee August 11, 2010

Tot

lorelais bestie
always passes history tests
iconic af
queen xx

lorelai: tot is so cool

vin: willy cheese

by loripori March 15, 2024

TOTS

Tits on Table

Did you see her do tots yesterday?

by CONDOGGO May 25, 2022

Tots

A pair of male breasts.

“Man I haven’t worked out in a while, I have a pair of gross tots!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 27, 2019