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Noah

Any boy with this name is the biggest cunt in the universe. Shit hair, shit face. Walks round like he owns the place. Likely crys when is mum finds out he had been smoking gras. s
'noah is a real cunt'
by Honestlyys April 6, 2020
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Noah

Noah is an amazingly blessed person. He is very annoying and a little bitchy. But in all noah is not worth the air. If you ever meet a noah do not be scared. He can sense fear. I would highly not recommend being friends with a noah. If you see a Jackson and a noah run.
Noah is so annoying.
by Noah sucks July 14, 2018
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Noah

A Pussy Nigga That Wants No Smoke He will always run and hide or tell an adult if you were to put fear in his heart he is the nigga u don't want to take if u were planning to jump somebody
Me:Noah u trying 2 pull up and fuck some niggas up

Noah:nah my grandmother funeral today

Me:ok

Noah: Caught on the snap at a kennedy fried chicken
by Noahpussy February 12, 2020
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Noah

that guy must be named Noah because he has a small pee pee
by small pee pee guy November 13, 2019
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Noah

He’s the one screaming My Chemical Romance lyrics while wrestling that one stuck up jock.
NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
by UwUdick March 6, 2019
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Noah

4 letter Word for Loud Orphaned Turtles, Used in Canadian Scrabble (Noun)
The building went up in flames like Noah's hopes and dreams.
by Insert chickens February 21, 2018
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Noah

A bitch that cares about no one but himself
Have you met Noah? If you haven't, don't he he is a selfcentered little brat.
by Hocus Pocus 3055 November 7, 2018
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