Noah

That fat ass kid in your class that is a huge snitch and a real asshole. He is super jealous and is definitely going to pick on you if your better than him in anyway which most people are. He is EXTREMELY immature and makes perverted jokes all the time that are disgusting. He is super horny and watches porn as much as possible. He will never get a girl cuz he is super disgusting and FUGLY. Noah also has the SMALLEST dick on earth not even bacteria can live on his dick it's so small. He is a REAL assclown. Noah will do ANYTHING and I MEAN ANYTHING for anything edible. Noah is a real pussy and can't fight for shit he also cries a lot to stupid shit. Simply he is a true ANIMALISTIC ALIEN SHIT HEAD. P.S If Noah ever reads this he will cry until earth's sea level has risen a KILOMETRE.

AHH everyone run Noah is cumming.
AHH everyone run Noah is not eating he WANTS FOOD!!!!!

by Y'ALL FATASS KNOW IM RIGHT May 17, 2018

noah

noah is a genuinely great person he is always there for you when you need him the post he can keep your secrets he’s loyal and handsome and gives the best hugs he is also a great kisser if you get with a noah you are probably the luckiest girl ever. he knows what to do and when to do it. he can get mad but that’s just him he has an amazing personality and won’t judge you at all.

“did you see noah today” -scarlet
“yeah he’s with that girl that bitch”-scarlets friend
“dang scarlet you lost your only chance with a great guy” -scarlets friend
“yeah”-scarlet

by 6624feelings July 8, 2019

Noah

A good friend but when it comes to girls he goes for that big batty (Rhianna.cole)

Person 1: “Noah what you looking at”

Noah: “I need it!!”

Person 1: “ what do you need”

Noah: “that juicy batty”

by Stew pots July 11, 2019

Noah

He is someone who is a cunt, Will get no where in his life and will never find love, Deserves to die alone.
If you know a know give them shit because all Noah's DESERVE it.

THERE ALL CUNTS Noah's have no love in them

by Bill2819 November 5, 2019

Noah

Noah is a kind hearted boy who is tall smart, likes music, a pervert.

Noah: hello

by Climactic always November 13, 2019

Noah

small pee pee

that guy must be named Noah because he has a small pee pee

by small pee pee guy November 13, 2019

Noah

A Noah usually doesn't have the best taste in women but has beautiful eyes and a terrific smile and is very handsome and knows how to brighten your day.
normally tells jokes and tries to catch your attention he will bother you in classes and distract you if your sitting by him,or even partners with him.
Noah has a great scene of humor and he will never let you down.

1"omg is that Noah "
"yeah"
1*girl faints*

by mypotato1000 February 24, 2019