NOAH. Where do I start. This guy is very stupid at some times. Not the academic stupid he is very smart when it comes to school work. He just does STUPID THINGS. Like running into walls or falling into bushes. Sometimes he will run into poles while walking cause he is just that stupid. He also doesn't have many friends, but he has a small friend group that includes his best friend which is usually a girl. He also has a few other friends and that's it. He has social anxiety, but really likes to sing. He is also very sporty. All Noah's I have meet play soccer or do some sort of running sport. Noah's are great people. They are easy to talk to, but are VERY sarcastic. The sarcasm jazzes up the conversation. They have stupid but funny jokes. Find a Noah.
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