Sloppy Eskimo

(n.)~ Sexual Move
Your partner begins by sucking you off and you blow a load in their mouth. They keep it in their mouth and get up in your face, rubbing your nose with theirs (an Eskimo kiss) they then spit your load all over your face!
"It was going great with Sally last night until she gave me a Sloppy Eskimo."
by ArbiterSeraph June 26, 2016
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Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers
When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet
by Maugli the great March 14, 2021
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Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
by The Three Wiseman April 3, 2021
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Eskimo Biscuit

Eskimo Biscuit is a label given to female genitalia.
Fred: man i finally got a crack at Kelly's eskimo biscuit last night.
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Eskimo cousins

Two people who have slept with the same person.
Frank and his female cousin Alicia both slept with Sarah years apart. They went from cousins to Eskimo Cousins after sharing the same igloo.
by Couchie slayer January 25, 2025
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Eskimo Kingdom

To create snowmen and other various snow structures in the snow.

Hills of snow
He built and Eskimo Kingdom

He ran over the Eskimo Kingdom
by Jurek19 June 24, 2012
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Eskimo Circumcision

When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off
Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.
by Brodyrick January 18, 2021
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