Donnie said during a random press conference on the White House lawn, "The toilet is clogged, but I didn't do it. The socialist liberal media has taken all of the fiber out of our foods so my feces are more dense than granite, but it still doesn't stink or anything."
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. A dog poop left behind by someone who should have picked it up. It is objectively disgusting, in a place it doesn't belong, represents selfish irresponsibility, is dangerous to public health, and someone got away with something by leaving it there.
"Dammit, Sally, we've got to put up a sign. That's the fourth trump I've had to clean up this week."
by Pissflaps McNulty2 November 8, 2020
Get the trumpmug. An obnoxious, offensive and unwelcome blast of hot air. Traditional British term for breaking wind. A fart.
Did you trump?
by Paranoidfloyd November 7, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. by Lesso June 17, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. Verb, transitive, Usage: 'to trump something'
Base Meanings: Cause something to fail, collapse, or do worse than ever before seen through total inaction, useless actions, or negative actions. Best used to describe exceedingly amazing examples of inaction or malfeasance that lead to "bigly," world-record failures or destruction.
Base Meanings: Cause something to fail, collapse, or do worse than ever before seen through total inaction, useless actions, or negative actions. Best used to describe exceedingly amazing examples of inaction or malfeasance that lead to "bigly," world-record failures or destruction.
"I've bigly trumped the economy by ignoring COVID. Aren't I great? I'm a stable geneeus. Howzabout giving me that No-bell prize?"
"The world had never before been so trumped so completely as happened between the years 2016 and 2020."
"The people's confidence in politicians was trumped."
"That USA used to be a world leader, but that was trumped under his administration."
"The world had never before been so trumped so completely as happened between the years 2016 and 2020."
"The people's confidence in politicians was trumped."
"That USA used to be a world leader, but that was trumped under his administration."
by Professor Progressive December 21, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. by i h8 nomos 69 December 7, 2020
Get the Trumpmug.