The act of skill fully latchin on to the back/rear of some thing and thrusting untill thrown /pulled off the object/person/sheep.
by WJDurham January 23, 2009
Established by the Fox/Sauk indians of Mid-Michigan territory in the late 1700s. Used to describe a normal situation, such as the native buffalo rodeo in the area.
"Wow, i remembered everything but my dildo!" - guy one
"Well, that's how it goes in the rodeo." - guy two
"Well, that's how it goes in the rodeo." - guy two
by international Proffesssserp May 14, 2011
After one realizes there is no TP in a public bathroom, they climb up on top of the sink, squat down (backwards) and splash water on their boom hole until clean.
-Dude there is no TP in here.
-Not a big deal, just pull a reverse rodeo clown. I'll be your lookout.
-Not a big deal, just pull a reverse rodeo clown. I'll be your lookout.
by highlyhumorous May 22, 2011
A felony crime called rape. Whenever someone is held against their will, humiliated, debased and dehumanized, that is rape. The women held against her will was convinced under false pretenses by the man. She felt safe enough that the man honored and respected her, but when the truth is revealed that he was cruely dishonering her, the women tries to escape and is held AGAINST HER WILL for however long the felon can manage. The truth here is that the ugly behavior of any one participating in executing this crime is far uglier than having excess pounds.
They commited fat chick rodeo on an innocint victim, and so they were imprisoned for a long, long time.
by Earth citizen June 02, 2010
by Cocksucker404-2840-444 March 14, 2010
When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...
Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.
20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.
Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.
20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.
" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "
" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "
" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "
" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "
" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "
" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "
" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "
by Skinnydick69treway March 07, 2021
It's a radical doggy style. The principle is the same, but requires a long hair dame. You ride her and when she's really close scream you got AIDS! She'll be kicking and jumping just like a rodeo bull.
She: Ho, baby i'm cumming!!!!!Ho my god...
You: sorry babe...i got AIDS!
She: you fu**ing bastard, get out...let me go...(Kicks and Jumps...)
you: yeah! i'm Riding the rodeo bull !!!
You: sorry babe...i got AIDS!
She: you fu**ing bastard, get out...let me go...(Kicks and Jumps...)
you: yeah! i'm Riding the rodeo bull !!!
by Majestade February 15, 2008