fuzz farm

the unshaven area above the wiggly meatstick and/or the lady puff

i shave my fuzz farm into a heart shape for my bf

by suckmynonexistentcock August 6, 2016

pity farming

an exaggerated display of emotions with the intent to garner sympathy for oneself

In “To Kill a Mockingbird” Mayella Ewell engaged in pity farming on the witness stand.

by skuffed_up March 1, 2023

Farm Harder

When you find farming too easy and you need to “turn em’ green” in order to hit your weekly targets – It is common for the leader of the farm shout “Farm Harder” in order to ensure you “turn em’ green” and hit your farming targets. When it is shouted it is common to hear all the other farmers shout back in unison “Farm Harder” and this is usually proceeded by everyone “Farming Harder” and enjoying a cold Beer to celebrate hitting their farming targets. You could also shout “Up the Baggies” to illicit the same response.

Farm Harder...everyone is now farming harder to hit their targets

by Sizzler1 June 15, 2018

Farm Swagger

When someone appears to be walking confidently, but they're actually trying to knock the cowshit off their boots inconspicuously.

"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"

by Potter/Tioga memes September 16, 2018

body farm

An auto-generated name for an online storage solution, involving many possible locations to store items in allotted spaces

"it's a body farm"

by Ben McHowarth February 19, 2022

catfish farm

A dating website full of nothing but unattractive prospects.

Dude that match.com website is a straightup catfish farm !

by box o chocolate January 25, 2018

Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes

IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020