colon-aid

anything consumed that asists in the function of your colon or other defecatory functions. etymology of the word is rooted in "gator-aid".
man, a camel filterless and a cup of black coffee in the morning is like colon-aid for me. don't come into the bathroom for 30 to 45 minutes after i'm done.
by shifter2 February 21, 2008
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Smed/AIDS

the physical embodiment of retardness. Suck dick half of the time fingering his ass
Hey Smed/AIDS is spreading
by Bhgybyb January 22, 2019
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c aids

Something that every conner has, it's a mutated version of aids but it has the symptoms of swelling, skin turning red, holes forming in the chest that leak pus and mucus, hump forming in the back your face gets massive pimples that leak carbon monoxide and if you don't wash within 3 days of a conner touching you then you'll slowly gain all of these also back pain and poor posture.
Dude did you hear Joshua got c aids

No bro I didn't know that we should avoid him
by Yeah let's go with that April 27, 2022
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AIDS fairy

A person at a Rave that injects you with the virus commonly know as AIDS. you are affected immediately and may die without seeking medical help.
Man with syringe injecting young children at raves is the AIDS Fairy
by mike hancho22 October 29, 2013
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Magic AIDS

Having AIDS, but with little or no affect on one's health- like Magic Johnson. This is the exact opposite of Eazy AIDS.
Didn't Conor get AIDS after he banged his way through Zambia?

Yeah, but he only has Magic AIDS now. He's going back this summer.
by LBC rat January 23, 2010
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band aid

A very short skirt on a girl. It is so short that it looks like she only has a small patch of cloth wrapped around her hips, hence band aid. So short, that anything besides standing will reveal too much.
"Damn that girl Ashley is wearing a sweet ass band aid."
by ShakeNBake1 April 13, 2007
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Zombie AIDS

hypothetical "worst possible disease" that someone could get. usually used to describe how one feels physically. Symptoms of this fake disease usually change depending on the creativity of the people who define those symptoms.
John: Hey want to go do something tonight?

Kate: Nah man, I'm pretty sure I have Zombie AIDS. I feel terrible! I feel like my stomach is melting on the inside and my limbs are probably going to fall off. Damn Zombie AIDS...
by Pube-Bot March 03, 2010
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