When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".
Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!
by mr electric is god February 24, 2022
Get the we do not negotiate with terrorists mug.A person who deliberately causes emotional distress on someone close to them, like a childhood friend, coworker or sibling.
Like actual terrorism, there are varying degrees and frequencies of tactics, ranging from seemingly small to large outbursts and picking fights during momentous life moments.
Like actual terrorism, there are varying degrees and frequencies of tactics, ranging from seemingly small to large outbursts and picking fights during momentous life moments.
BS: *in baby voice* I don't think you should move away, there was a bear attack there once, and long drives are unhealthy, and...and... could we talk about this later, I have so many things to tell you why this is a terrible decision.
Brian: *with 15 open notebooks next to him* I am simply trying to move across State, I have a million things going, I really don't have time for your Emotional Colonic.
BS: Ok, I will set aside 9 hours to tell you why this is bad for me.
Brian: *mutters* Ugh, you are such an emotional terrorist. I need like a 10 hour White Collar Ginger.
Brian: *with 15 open notebooks next to him* I am simply trying to move across State, I have a million things going, I really don't have time for your Emotional Colonic.
BS: Ok, I will set aside 9 hours to tell you why this is bad for me.
Brian: *mutters* Ugh, you are such an emotional terrorist. I need like a 10 hour White Collar Ginger.
by Mike109999 February 11, 2026
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