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Chicago promise

Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.
-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.

-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?
by othra May 13, 2024
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Chicago promise

Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.
-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.

-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?
by othra May 13, 2024
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Malay promise

When someone promise to you but never happened
He just malay promise me he said that he will be here 12hour ago but still said he is on the way here
by Limau_ais February 21, 2024
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Promiseering

Promiseering is the cynical use of promises to obtain consent or support from a base for a short term course of action that secures a position of leverage for the promiser, with the option of abandoning the promise when the leverage is obtained.
During election campaigns, some politicians may resort to promiseering tactics to secure the vote for themselves.
by a6rax1s March 22, 2024
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Promise

To be known by you is a quiet revolution
to be loved by you is the end of a long cold war.
I promise you this
I will be the mirror that reflects your kindness
I will honor the stillness we’ve built
I will never take for granted
the way your heart holds the parts of me
I was too afraid to carry alone.
Life is loud but you are the music
I am finally, deeply, irrevocably...yours
They say the world belongs to the strong
but I believe it belongs to the ones who find
a love that lets them be weak
I promise to stay in this understanding
I promise to be the one who listens
to the heartbeat you usually hide
You are my witness, my rest and my softest truth
You are the happy of my soul.
I was lost in the noise
but in your arms, our pulse throbs
More than gold, its all I want
That peace, is priceless and enough.
by My ❤️ flows February 13, 2026
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[In]ternal Finger Promise

The sacred act of two persons placing a finger into the vagina of a third person (with consent) - and interlocking those fingers within - to seal a commitment to a new triad friendship.

Twisting the fingers within and some “come hither motions” are rumored to add even more good fortune and a signal to the host body that the promises are truthfully vowed.

Inspired by medieval knighting ceremonies, this revitalized gesture has been formalized in 2026…. Because the world is on fire, and why the f%#*^ not?
“Becky, you are so damn cool, I hope I see you again and we can be friends.”

“Thanks Billy, I think I know of a way to hold you to that :)”

Sandra: “You two, follow me in here… we have to make it official through an Internal Finger Promise. Wash your filthy mitts first.”
by D_Balls February 25, 2026
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