Patriots

over hyped football team only supported by winner pickers

guy: bro my team just lost a game like awfully

other guy: dude just support the patriots

by IAmTryingMyBest November 8, 2021

Patriot

secret service code name for WH Chief of Staff Andrew Card

Patriot had the same name as the Patriot Act which randomly searched suspected terrorists and caught some people who had terrorists in their networks.

by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020

Lipservice Patriot

Anyone who is against things like Equal Employment Opportunities, or "DEI," but then thanks disabled veterans "for their service."

"I used to be a Conservative, until I realized modern Republicans are just lipservice patriots."

by GhostBear614 March 3, 2025

The Patriot

The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.

Those fireworks make me full of pride and hungry. You guys want to perform The Patriot with me?

by Murphington July 7, 2023

patriotic freeze

Having intercourse with a girl using a Bomb Pop popsicle.

I was at the lake with her during the 4th of July and gave that freak a Patriotic Freeze.

by YaDonSon December 4, 2021

The Patriots

A sad excuse for a football team, that gets off to Tom Brady.

The Patriots always attract the worst fans

Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown

by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

patriotize

to gain the loyalty of those with feeble minds or paranoid imaginations - usually prone to unintelligible conspiracy theories involving government leaders - inspiring faulty patriotic speech, writings and actions with the potential for treason or terror

Wow, Trump really did patriotize his base. I don’t know if I feel bad for them as much as I am afraid for our country.

by CSteven May 20, 2021