Milf God: The God Of All Milfs, If ever encountered by the Milf God himself, Pledge your allegiance. All Milfs worship him and so should you.
by Elaine’s Abyss Flower August 30, 2021
Get the Milf Godmug. by seabass4200 January 20, 2009
Get the milf chubbymug. A person or group who wishes to pound that mature box until your hear the lips go "squishy squishy".
by neil comming straight with the pemeal July 11, 2003
Get the milf huntermug. v. An activity, particularly taking place in the evening at department stores such as Target or Macy's where an individual and a friend scope out the store in search of MILF's for their viewing pleasure.
When passing a "potential MILF" in a given store, code words of "yay" or "nay" are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the ass of said MILF.
When passing a "potential MILF" in a given store, code words of "yay" or "nay" are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the ass of said MILF.
"Yo Eric, I'm bored as shit over here, let's go hit up Target and do some MILF shopping"
"Yeah man, me and my boy Will were kickin' it on Saturday night, just rollin' around and doing some MILF shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. That shit was crazy, yo"
"Yeah man, me and my boy Will were kickin' it on Saturday night, just rollin' around and doing some MILF shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. That shit was crazy, yo"
by Will Lawrence December 7, 2007
Get the milf shoppingmug. Type One: A Granola MILF, or a MILF that enjoys the outdoors and eats particularly healthy.
Type Two: A lactating MILF, who has recently given birth.
Type Two: A lactating MILF, who has recently given birth.
Dude, did you check out that chick on the hiking trail, she was a total Soy MILF.
Dude, did you see that babe at the day care center, she was a complete Soy MILF.
Dude, did you see that babe at the day care center, she was a complete Soy MILF.
by The original Soy MILF January 31, 2010
Get the Soy MILFmug. The traces of milk that come out of a MILF's nipples when you give her tits a good squeezing and sucking. This generally happens for up to 4-5 years after they have given birth.
I just love it when my MILF girlfriend keeps lactating. When I suck her gorgeous little titties and see that white creamy milf juice come out it makes me want to spunk up all over her chest.
by Lee 'scratch and sniff' Perry October 9, 2006
Get the Milf Juicemug. A red-haired MILF.
by SUBurban MILF March 11, 2009
Get the Strawberry MILFmug.