Homographic Memory

The ability to retain the memory of every queer face you see

I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory -Lee, desperate housewives season 7

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Memory

Aw man that sucks- Hey! You can use your phone! There. Oh, better yet, get a guy who's good at phones to use your phone for you! It'll be dope!

Hym "Ok let me jog your memory... Give you a little refresher... You and your friend were talking a bunch of shit about guys who sit and play video games all day, talkin bout, how weak and useless they are... And then I came here, called you a sissy, called your friend a retard, pointed out that I could be doing a bunch of fucked up shit (potentially to you) instead AND that you motherfuckers were asking for it a little bit with this stalking and retard sex cult shit, claimed that I was so much better than you that it's not even fair for me to compete, demonstrated that all of your accomplishments pale in comparison to my shear brilliance... Which shattered your soul... And then you stitched yourself back together with my essence. Which is a radical improvement and is fine because, unlike Russell, there's enough of me for everyone. (Everyone AND their daughters and wives) And now I'm one of the greatest writers of all time.... And what's funny about it is if you ommit the rapey and murdery parts... I'm just better than everyone forever!"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2023

Set Adrift on Memory Bliss

Gettin lost in some good memories

Also a song by P.M. Dawn

Jimmothy: Yo? You listenin’?
Jimmothy JR: Nah, I’m Set Adrift on Memory Bliss, my bad dawg
Jimmothy: It’s all good

by Den322 July 22, 2023

Edmond Memorial high school

The one school in Edmond known for having the most dickriders.

All them folks at Edmond memorial high school will dickride on anything.

by Edmond_north August 16, 2023

Short-Term memory zone

When someone is so insignificant, you erase all memory of them immediately.

Friend: "Who was that guy you were talking to?'
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"

by Hyacinthus July 11, 2022

Memorial High School

4 years of torture in Frisco. Like, Literally I had my senior year end in a school prank which literally consisted of toilet paper being thrown around and sprayed. Half the time the bathrooms don't work because 1 or 2 idiots keep on ruining it for everybody (the doors literally got torn down in the bathroom).

Everyday there is a fight in this school because of some stupid breakup.
Class of 2022 is going to be known for their stupidity and I am glad I am out of what I like to call "El Diablo"
The teachers are pretty good though.

No sir, I would not like a Memorial High School as a punishment over prison.
Judge: Prison it is!

by CallMeAri July 19, 2022

Memori

memori is the most unique person u will meet. One u wish u had but cant get. Memori well be straight up with u, if u musty she will get on yo ass. But she is nice dont take her to serious but learn from what she said. she cab be playful so have fun if she around cause man she makes yo day better than what itll it ever be. Alot of people want to be around but memori has a tight circle. But somehwat social.

dave: is that memori

Kye: yep. and damn she is fine

by someoneiwishiknew November 21, 2021