Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.

Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman

by RandyCouget December 1, 2018

Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

Melt

An individual that submits easily. Someone who appears weak or lame.
An individual acting or appearing naive/stupid.

Shut up you Melt. What are you talking about you Melt.

by Tiny675 December 22, 2017

Melt

Northern Irish (particularly Belfast) slang which means to be in a state of frustration, confusion or burn out. Also can pertain to a situation being stressful or agitating.

"That shift in work was a complete melt"

"Leave me alone, my heads melted"

"You're a melt"

by Fyobbs June 17, 2022

Melt

Melt: cocaine that has been mixed with baking soda and water, then boiled forming a rock. This rock is "melt"

"melt" is usually placed in a "stem" or also known as a crack pipe, then smoked. "Hey man, can I get some melt" ..."yeah bro it's $20 for two tenths"

by Big sheezy January 9, 2018

melting cuddle

Hsnjzkkxksj WHEN SOMEONE IS SO FKCUFJ SAD RUAT YOU CUDDLE THEM AND THEY FORM INTO THE SHAPE OF YOUR ARMS AND OT MAKES YIU HAPPY

My bestie and I fruddled for a little and he melted. It became a melting cuddle that way.

by I am driving at 120mph January 21, 2024

Pure Melt

A person who is extremely annoying, draining, or frustrating to be around. Someone who constantly nags, complains, or wrecks your head.

Work was a disaster today, me boss was being a pure melt.

by pexxoh February 20, 2025