Kyle

The king of the Monster Energy stash. He drinks it all the time You better get on this guy's good side. If this is failed guard your drywall or it will be punched.

Random Human: Eh, I don't really like Mountain Dew.

Kyle: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW

by sk00bi May 18, 2020

Kyle

Palm tree

Kyle would say something like. “I have roots, none of these have roots”

by Locaine October 11, 2019

Kyle

A Kyle is a guy who goes to the bar alone picking fights with everyone after his big motocross tournament and goes home drunk and pissed off. not long after that he beats his wife. A fully grown Kyle is about 6'3 in height, skinny muscular body type and punches holes in walls. he loves meth and monster energy which is why he is way to fucking aggressive.

Person 1: Oh no! crackhead Kyle is beating his wife again.

Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...

by User015 July 16, 2019

Kyle

A guy who loves to drink Moutain Dew while being very irritable and obnoxious.

Dude #1: why is he being so weird?
Dude #2: oh that's just a Kyle

by 12357839e74738 April 03, 2020

Kyle

did something wrong

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE NO WHAT DID YOU SAY WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 09, 2020

kyle

a horrible boy who has a girlfriend but cheats on her with a saghs girl and sends nudes all day. he has long hair and smells like a rat

tanya:”you know kyle?”
lara:”YEAH I LOVE RAT SHIT!”

by Sdgghh January 03, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a person who thinks he is hard all the time but really isn’t.
He spend half of his day watching porn hub

Oh look it’s kyle Thurlow hehe

by Daddy day care April 27, 2020