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Jordan

A weird nerdy person who loves reading and crushes on every person of the opposite sex they see
Jordan's such a nerd, she's always in her fucking room reading
by Nerddd July 27, 2015
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Someone who is fat, ugly, revolting, and is willing to fight anybody they come across. The only people they can fight is the weak, pathetic, skinny ones that have no experience of fighting. Aka: some fat nigger that thinks they know everyone.
Hello Jordan! You're one fat ugly nigger.
by bigblackman33 March 28, 2020
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A jerk that no one can trust. If you are dating him break up with him he hates you but you love him.
Oh no sweetie you can't trust him. That is a Jordan.
by Flurgenburgers June 10, 2016
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Blonde girl with mental disabilities.
It is a shame that Jordan suffers from autism.
by azlynn41 May 31, 2018
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The female meaning for Jordan means that they are outspoken but brave, passionate and kind hearted.

Always prepared to fight for what they believe in.

The modern day male Jordan is normally a spoonfed looser that lives at home with his parents until the age of 59.

No ambition to progress in his career, useless with the ladies.
"wow, I can't believe she said that. She's such a Jordan"

"do you know if Jordan is coming out tonight? "

"Nah his still at work washing dishes"
"Typical Jordan"
by MondayGrogBog October 25, 2017
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I don’t like Jordan
by 45678p November 13, 2018
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A small ugly man that would swap his anal viginity for a spunky flip-flop
You fat cunt jordan
by Ashtonladd November 9, 2015
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