The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.
A man that ate and demolished every last pussy in the entire world. Hence leaving no pussy for the boys but don't worry he is also Bisexual so none of the boys missed out on having an amazing night with this absolute sex demon.
Man 1: "Yo you get any pussy last night?"
Man 2: "Nah man Jakeyspat ate it all but he let me hit so I got my nut off still"