Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022
Get the Muppet fistingmug. by I hang niglets for fun September 8, 2020
Get the pimp fistmug. The act of inserting a fist into a vagina or anus after rubbing hands with hot sauce or the juice of a hot pepper.
by snowpocalypse9 September 18, 2016
Get the Fire fistingmug. A computing device you would hold in your fist. Included is any mobile computing device: calculator (the original), cell phones and mp3 players with texting and web access, smartphones, ect.
Standing in the auto parts store, I whipped out my fist-puter and found a great price for lube at the local super-store: back to the van!
by Fozzie Fozzmosis January 8, 2011
Get the fist-putermug. Jay - Hey, check out that fat guy McDouble Fisting over there all by himself in the corner booth.
Ryan - Haha, I'm lovin' it.
Ryan - Haha, I'm lovin' it.
by BourbonPictionary December 22, 2013
Get the McDouble Fistingmug. by Falooski June 6, 2021
Get the Hickory Fistmug. When one man proceeds to cum into the anus of another to which he follows up by fisting the asshole using semen as lub.
While on the bus Joshua exclaimed to his friend Jennifer, I'm not huge on anal but I'd be up for cum-fisting all night.
by Tsx Weasel July 27, 2016
Get the Cum-fistingmug.