toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 17, 2024
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Facebook envy

A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.
"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
by sandyzombie April 28, 2021
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Taint Envy

Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.
Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.
by Jews1440 April 22, 2020
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Envy King/Queen

Envy King/Queens- People who have the same 24hrs as you who hate on your success. They block their own blessings because they’re too worried about the next man/woman’s moves!
Chuck was known as an envy king because he hated on everyone else because they did what he was too scared to do! Envy King/Queens- People who have the same 24hrs as you who hate on your success.
by _jeffstruth April 14, 2019
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South Envy

When a man is jealous of another male's well-endowment.
"Dan's so big, he gives all the guys in the locker room south envy."
by Pringl3z October 24, 2011
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White~Envy

noun
When black or other non-White People who live in a predominantly White Culture feel envious of the society because their ancestors lacked the skills, knowledge, or possessions of others in a dominant culture, often resulting in resentment and demands for reparations instead of accepting personal responsibility for their own situations and working to improve their lives though hard work, discipline, and other ethical means of achieving success and happiness.
1.) Sometimes the minorities on air opinion hosts at CNN really show their White-Envy to the viewing audience.
2.) My neighbor to the left of me has just informed me during our recent conversation that the black family that just moved into the neighborhood has White~Envy over something as trivial as the black guy's yard isn't as big as his yard. And that must be because he is a White man.
by Nanker Phelge January 08, 2024
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Envy Tampa

I have a envy tampa
by Envy Tampa June 27, 2021
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