He is a communist that can take any fking girl he wants, his also Russian WHICH MEANS HE WILL DRINK VODKA TO THE POINT WHEN HIS PENIS IS A LITERAL ELEPHANT TRUNK. no scoped JFK
faaarrrrrr noah
by hfiwe bfvgwehfewhljfb aUDFJEQH September 1, 2020
Get the Noahmug. by Shrek man November 1, 2019
Get the Noahmug. NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
by UwUdick March 6, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by Hocus Pocus 3055 November 7, 2018
Get the Noahmug. 
Noahs really nice, he/she is super kind to all people but if you wake them up its a diferent story. Noah has lots of friends and is very smart. And he/she considers all of his/her friends family
Noah: Hi! I'm Noah! Are you the New girl?
Allison: Yeah my name is Allison.
Noah: Wanna be friends?
Allison: Sure! I would like that!
5 YEARS LATER
Allison: Hey Noah!! What's up!!
Noah: Allison! How are you!
Allison: Great! You?
Noah: Fantastic!
Allison: Wanna hang out later?
Noah: Sure! I would like that
NARRATER: And then they were best friend till death. They called each other brother and sister. And saw each other as family.
THE END
Allison: Yeah my name is Allison.
Noah: Wanna be friends?
Allison: Sure! I would like that!
5 YEARS LATER
Allison: Hey Noah!! What's up!!
Noah: Allison! How are you!
Allison: Great! You?
Noah: Fantastic!
Allison: Wanna hang out later?
Noah: Sure! I would like that
NARRATER: And then they were best friend till death. They called each other brother and sister. And saw each other as family.
THE END
by hewoimWALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII June 3, 2021
Get the Noahmug.