Cat

Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.

If the cat is nervous, squish that cat!
If the cat does not want to stay still, squish that cat!
If the cat is hungry, squish that cat!
If there is anything wrong with your cat, squish that cat!

by catboi420 December 4, 2018

Cat

Mean little pieces of shits. If you were getting shot your cat would do fixing nothing. All they do is sit around and be lazy fucks. Sometimes scratches you and furniture.

My cat shit near her litter box instead of in the litter box

by High g8 guy March 18, 2019

cats

balls of fur with KNIVES ON THERE FEET AND HAVE NO MERCY
that have the cutest faces

oh look at that demon spawn!
oh you mean that cat?
yeah! i love cats

by drizzle wolf November 1, 2020

Cat

clean version for pussy

"I seen katy's cat last night"

by DickFuckery August 27, 2016

Cat

Cat (noun): A loving companion that will stick by you side and always be there for you.

Cat (use): an animal to store your AirPods inside of one of their holes

Noun: awww, I love my cat

Use: ya I don’t bother keeping my AirPods in my pocket, I just use my cat

by Howdy bot 2000 March 12, 2019

cat

a potable animal

I brought my cat to Hawaii

by catwalker01 November 2, 2019

Cat

A demon risen from the depths of hell, clawing away at anything in it's path. Don't let it deceive you.

"Oh god. The cats. They've come for me."

by goodluckwiththat April 11, 2017