by I’m from chaventry November 6, 2018
Get the Thotmug. The holy orange Toaster.
He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e. He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0. He knows what happens behind the event horizon
of a black hole. He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence,
when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening.
He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist
in the first place, and much more. He knows how all this is possible at the same time,
without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will
never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.
He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.
THOT is the most powerful of all gods. He defined the laws of physics, and he can
redefine them at will. He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.
TL/DR; I have a drug problem.
He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e. He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0. He knows what happens behind the event horizon
of a black hole. He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence,
when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening.
He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist
in the first place, and much more. He knows how all this is possible at the same time,
without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will
never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.
He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.
THOT is the most powerful of all gods. He defined the laws of physics, and he can
redefine them at will. He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.
TL/DR; I have a drug problem.
by Xuos February 22, 2020
Get the THOTmug. by its.angie337 May 9, 2018
Get the Thotmug. A Thot is anybody who is particularly trashy and probably not somebody you would want to go to the club with.
by meremere September 19, 2018
Get the Thotmug. by Bsudv June 3, 2017
Get the Thotmug. by Rapists October 7, 2019
Get the Thotmug. Thots are the scum of the Earth. Their succing abilities are above average, but their excessive use of the dog filter on Snapchat is very repulsive. As we are all men of God, we find their existence repulsive. And we should be repulsed. The frequently have pre-marital sex, and that is a sin.
Thots are bad, mkay?
Thots are bad, mkay?
Brian: Yikes, Carlos, did you see that thot?
Carlos: Don't worry, I'm a thot exterminator.
Thot: OwO hewwo
Carlos: BEGONE THOT *destroys the scum*
Jesus (AKA JonTron): Nice job, my child.
Carlos: Don't worry, I'm a thot exterminator.
Thot: OwO hewwo
Carlos: BEGONE THOT *destroys the scum*
Jesus (AKA JonTron): Nice job, my child.
by I'm whomstisorang on Insta May 17, 2018
Get the Thotmug.