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Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness is a "wide" known gym place for fat people to go and workout at and gaining no results in weight loss or muscle growth. But as the name of the gym sounds, can be better used as a form of pun in a sentence.
Guy #1: Hey! I was already waiting for that machine to use after the guy was done using it!
Guy #2: Well I didn't see your name on it.
Guy #1: Doesn't matter it was my turn next on it!
Guy #2: Well what are you going to do about it?
Guy #1: Bro, Imma finna planet fitness foot in yo ass if you don't back off from that machine!
by DRGNSLYR January 22, 2025
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Eggfuck Planet

The origin: A planet far away in the cosmos where they speak an ancient language called "Egus". The planets matter constantly moves so fast that it changes the size of the habitants heads into and egg. The planet was going to explode but some parents from there decided to send their children to a planet call earth. In fact one of your friends could be and egg-bastard the most common name for and egg-bastard is "Remington".
1.(an insulting way) "Ya egg headed ass should go back to your eggfuck Planet"
by Luh'Melly November 16, 2025
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