Terrorist

What whit people call brown people who defend themselves and stop white people from stealing their natural resources.

Brown guy setting in the desert:...
White guy 3000 miles away:...oh look oil. I'll take that...
Brown guy: Errr...hello? What do you think you are doing?
White guy: HEY quit stopping me from robbing you of your oil you terrorist. FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY, HUMAN RIGHTS. Yaaa!!!!

by jalo357432221 April 3, 2024

Emotional Terrorist

A person who deliberately causes emotional distress on someone close to them, like a childhood friend, coworker or sibling.

Like actual terrorism, there are varying degrees and frequencies of tactics, ranging from seemingly small to large outbursts and picking fights during momentous life moments.

BS: *in baby voice* I don't think you should move away, there was a bear attack there once, and long drives are unhealthy, and...and... could we talk about this later, I have so many things to tell you why this is a terrible decision.

Brian: *with 15 open notebooks next to him* I am simply trying to move across State, I have a million things going, I really don't have time for your Emotional Colonic.

BS: Ok, I will set aside 9 hours to tell you why this is bad for me.

Brian: *mutters* Ugh, you are such an emotional terrorist. I need like a 10 hour White Collar Ginger.

by Mike109999 February 11, 2026