This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.
The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.
by SqwertYert May 8, 2025
Get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdlemug. a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)
the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024
Get the teenage dipshitmug. A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024
Get the Emotionally Active Young Teenage Womanmug. by urban.ass August 2, 2023
Get the help my teenager hates memug. Eighteen-nineteen year olds represent a 2-year gap when in which they're legally adults but technically also teenagers. This time often overlaps the first two years out of high school. Teenage adults are for the first time entitled to many new legal rights, and subjected to new societal expectations. Unique from other stages of adulthood such as twenties, thirties, ect. in that it only lasts two years as opposed to ten. How many responsibilities this entails varies from person to person and is still influenced by their level of dependance on their family for food, housing, and money.
The Bird family celebrated the 18th birthday of their Teenage-Adult son Chirp by gifting him eviction papers.
by ASinks May 23, 2024
Get the Teenage-Adultmug. Hey! You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager.
Scots origin Glasgow urban slag is the definition of YouTube!
You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag
Scots origin Glasgow urban slag is the definition of YouTube!
You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag
by mtyuaduauduve3845 March 18, 2022
Get the You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slagmug. already a piece of shit but add alcohol and you have the drunk teenager, it is a fascinating yet hostile creature.
a drunk teenager who had seemed to alcohol up an hour before fell down the stairs to a tragic death.
by fuckin' every goddamn name is January 26, 2018
Get the a drunk teenagermug.