Slomp

Scientific name for a group of cats

The neighborhood slomp was terrorizing the milk man, trying to steal his dairy goodness.

by Squanchy2 October 3, 2017

Slomp

Noun: A highly trained sloppy Flomper in sloth-like Flomping.

Verb: To act out a Flomping action in a sloppy and methodically lazy or slow fashion.

Adjective: Slow and sloth-like flomping characteristics.

Noun: “Oh man, that Potato is such a Slomper”

Verb: “ Gee-wiz, is she Slomping that task, again?”

Adjective: “They were Slomped beyond acceptable limits upon arrival”

by Flomp King January 15, 2021

Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.

"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.

by I_uKe January 30, 2021

Shomps

Shomps is the definition of shit! but a replacment...
Say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug... Instead of saying "Oh shir!" you'd say "Oh shomps!"

JazzyB: You remember the concerts on tonight, right?

Hannah: Oh Shomps!

by yagooo July 6, 2011

Snoop

To place a funnel in someone's butthole and pee into it from three or four feet away.

Dude, he's passed out... let's snoop him!

by Thistle McClain July 2, 2008

Snoop Dog

When something catches on fire unexpectedly well/quickly.

Man, that pile of dead leaves lit up faster than Snoop Dog at a Cypress Hill concert

by R R R R R R R R R R R R March 5, 2013

Snom

Snow white's stepmother. Evil, cold, almost the prettiest person in the world, jealous, mean, terrible.
This word originated when someone was talking about snow whites stepmother and accidentally said "snom" it is now a word that can be used to call someone an evil, jealous, beautiful etc. woman.

Person 1: Why does SHE have to get all that cool makeup and cloths and I don't! I must do something about it!

Person 2: Wow, you are such a snom.

by Bunnymermaid March 8, 2014