shit slapper

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.

Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

french slapper

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch

French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it

by Doodle May 7, 2018

Yapper-Slapper

The word a guardian uses when they're about to slap you for cursing.

Sally said God's name in vain and then her mom said "Oh, time to give you the yapper-slapper."

by justcallmechickennugget May 14, 2018

Booty slapper

Person who does not respect woman rights

My neighbour is such a booty slapper

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

khaki slapper

A khaki slapper is a no good flipping huligans

Hey edog ur a khaki slapper

by ImTheManYesIAmYesIAm June 29, 2018

Dick slapper

When a guy takes his hard penis and smacks his bitch into place with it

If my girl steps outta line I’ll dick slapper her back into place

by Wondering idek July 28, 2018

Macca Slapper

The 'Macca Slapper' is a unique technique which is hard to master. Founded by the great Macca Slapper himself, you must thrust your junk up and down creating a clapping effect from your nut sack and penis slapping against your skin. This technique is for men only.

My boyfriend can do the Macca Slapper, he is way better than yours!

My Macca Slapper sound makes the whole room vibrate.

by Yatü August 27, 2018