el readable 

the most devious and androgenous fella out there, a vore enjoyer. as the name suggests, quite possibly the MOST readable human in history, or to be more specific, in the game Brawlhalla.

average person: el reabable is soooooo readable

el readable: grr woof woof pwease stop bweing mwean to meee

el readable by Char Lee Sang April 28, 2022

Reading 

In gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.

Gay guy 1: "Those shorts weren't made for you, honey. Look at that muffin top. More like a cupcake top!"
Gay guy 2: "Bitch, why are you reading me?

Reading by robby-pooh August 30, 2013

Zoom-Ready

When your hair, clothing, jewelry, and make-up are pulled together enough that you can get onto a video call without embarrassing yourself and/or scaring everyone else. This is especially important/ challenging when working alone at home.

Thank goodness I had an hour warning before the meeting to get myself presentable and Zoom-ready. I put in my contacts, fixed hair and make-up, put on my cov-earrings - - but true confession: I was still in my pandemic-pants!

Zoom-Ready by JaneGordon.com May 19, 2020

$5 hot-n-ready 

A cheap handjob. Usually performed in a shady location, such as an alley or a bathroom. Originated in Philly

"Yo I ran into this hot jawn at the show last night! I was hoping to score afterwards, but all I got was a $5 hot-n-ready in the bathroom."

$5 hot-n-ready by Scruffo215 July 13, 2016

x reader 

A genre of fanfiction where the reader is the main character, and all events are described in vivid detail as happening to him/her. Usually used for lemon fics but is not limited to such. Usually involves sexual interactions between the reader and a character of the author's choice (Character usually being a popular dreamboat male character).

Most of these fanfics are found on deviantart, mostly for female audiences, sometimes appealing to male audiences, either straight or gay.

I recently read a story from creepypasta called "Jeff the Killer". It was a great story, so I asked my friend if she knew anymore Jeff stories, and she sent me a Jeff x reader fic. I'm never gonna take her advice on reading ever again.

x reader by Prestonkei November 7, 2013

the girl reading this 

someone who is beautiful

"hey you know who is beautiful?"
"oh, the girl reading this"

the girl reading this by Retro2402 May 3, 2018

beta writer/reader 

a person who reads over a piece of writing and suggests edits for improvement regarding grammar, punctuation, spelling, phrasing, pacing, characterization, etc. they're popular among the fanfiction community.

Yo, Chris, do you know a good beta writer/reader? I have a short one shot I need to have looked over.

beta writer/reader by sighzawa February 17, 2019