Pineapple Express

When your drug dealer wants to be your friend.

Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me

by newbrains December 6, 2010

Pineapple Head

Someone who is really really smart but at the same time really really dumb. They suffer from severe confusion when encountering two people with the same name. A Pineapple Head loves video games and eating pineapples. He/She is not rude, but will occasionally make a poorly timed comment. Overall good guy, just suffers from being from Hawaii.

"Poor planning.
Wow dude way to be such a pineapple head."

"Wahh I'm hungry.
Typical Pineapple Head bullshit."

by bronybro March 21, 2011

Pineapple Hooker

A Hooker of the Pineapple persuasion.

Brooke...You Pineapple Hooker!!

by Kooshii June 3, 2011

Pineapple express

This is a comedy movie. The word pineapple express id the type off weed (marijuana) which basically gets them into the mess. Great movie. The weed is particularly strong and rare which is why its so funny.

Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - that baby would be the mother of all weed! PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!

Dale Denton: smells the marijuana Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.

by Rancor444 June 9, 2011

red pineapple

When a virgin inserts a mini pineapple inside her vaginal area and pop her metephoric cherry and let it bleed out the pineapple and she feeds it to her youngest sibling as an ancient ritual of witches to cleanse the body of sins.

I gave my little brother my red pineapple because I showed my cousin my boobs.

by Mormonboy1 May 13, 2017

pineapple ass

The fetish of putting pineapples up your ass.

Damn that's dude pineapple ass is giant.

by Ur majama March 19, 2017

Pineapple Tits

Fat fucking tits, like you would see on a tribal fat fuck head hunter...sumo tits with a droopy mass comming to a point at the nipple.

Pineapple tits are big saggy and ugly flabby tits. They are characterized by the nipple coming to a point, like the texture of a pinaepple.

by akareefkeeper September 15, 2015