a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018

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Sinking Spring McDonalds

One of the greatest McDonalds of all-time! Great employees, yummy food, and fast service! It is known by those in the area as being the best in the business.

The Sinking Spring McDonalds really has some great big macs!

by SinkyMan69 July 2, 2023

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Your Mum Works at McDonalds

Shouted insult: Your Mum Works at McDonalds.
This is often accompanied by a series of symbolic hand gestures representing the Y M W and M.

You loser! Your Mum Works at McDonalds!

by indiedan September 10, 2009

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The McDonalds

When you put McDonald's French fries in a girl's pussy and then eat them.

Bro 1-Bro have you ever tried the McDonalds?
Bro 2-Nah bro she says it's not sanitary.
Bro 1-Well I got to try the McDonald's last night and that shit tasted good.
Bro 2-Lucky bastard.

by Ronald Mc.Anal March 1, 2020

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old mcdonalds had a farm
e i a e i a o a o e
mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
e i a e i a o a o e
with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y

there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
e i a e i a o a o e

waiter: here's your mcdonald special meal
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021