Jake

A dumbass show off if is gay but often has the sauce u can give him that. He takes penis pills because his penis is so small. He watches gay porn poems and can’t beat his dick because his penis is so small

There’s Jake with a small penis

by We eat bitter booty June 23, 2018

Jake

A huge douche bag who has an even bigger ego.... The worst boyfriend a girl could ever ask for hands down, never associate with a Jake

Man fuck Jake he's the most stuck up person ever

by DaquanTheGreat August 24, 2014

Jake

one of the most common guys names ever and a very xonnon dog name it has nothing special about it and will never stand out in a crowd

Friday night(girl): So whats your name?
Friday night (guy): Jake
Saturday morning (girl):what was the guys name last night??

by coolashell April 30, 2008

jake

Jake is hot

Dude, look at that hot drummer,
that's a jake.

by jessietaylor January 11, 2015

jake

the rawest nigga god ever made

that guy is such a jake

by swagjake April 17, 2015

jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."

I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.

by melodious December 21, 2006

The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.

That guy has feet like the jake.

by idedontknow October 25, 2004