The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.
"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."
by ConroyGullam April 23, 2010
ghetto ice cream is when u take that gross plain yogurt and you add some kool-aid powder and mix it all up
by keefe catcher December 15, 2010
by X Box Killed Me January 02, 2011
A very strange flavor of ice cream, thought by some to be made with real green tea leaves, but is in fact made from corn husks and old brett favre packers jerseys.
Ben: dude, they have green tea ice cream.
Ronak: that's so gross.
Ben: I think I'll make a green tea root beer float
Nick: wtf
Ronak: that's so gross.
Ben: I think I'll make a green tea root beer float
Nick: wtf
by Traxex June 29, 2009
When a guy ejaculates in a girls vagina, keeping all the cream inside, and clean on the outside. In the song, said multiple times Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside, Ice cream paint job.
Justin: I was fucking my girl last night, and i gave her a Ice Cream Paint Job.
Eric: Cream on the inside clean on the outside?
Justin: Hell yeah man, Luckily she was on Birth Control.
Eric: Cream on the inside clean on the outside?
Justin: Hell yeah man, Luckily she was on Birth Control.
by Cartmen125 October 01, 2010
The intense pain immediately following hyperkinetic anal penetration from a DQ Buster Bar. This is usually administered as punishment for any number of wrongdoings. Obviously no lube is administered to the receiver in order to facilitate maximum pain.
Luke continually failed to learn how to party and as a result received a vicious ice cream ass ache administered by all five of his roommates.
by Dale Johnson November 21, 2007
A: you know pinkydoll?
B: who?
A: the girl who's like oh thank you user what is that noise again quack quack quack quack quack rrrr rrrr gang gang gang gang slurp slurp slurp mmm ice cream so good balloon pop pop pop pop pop pop gang gang gang gang gang gang oh what is that gang gang balloon pop pop pop pop pop pop gang gang gang gang slurp slurp slurp slurp mmm ice cream so good... ?
B: damn must be some npc
B: who?
A: the girl who's like oh thank you user what is that noise again quack quack quack quack quack rrrr rrrr gang gang gang gang slurp slurp slurp mmm ice cream so good balloon pop pop pop pop pop pop gang gang gang gang gang gang oh what is that gang gang balloon pop pop pop pop pop pop gang gang gang gang slurp slurp slurp slurp mmm ice cream so good... ?
B: damn must be some npc
by mmmilove asians July 30, 2023