Hanson

A hot girl who is under the legal age for consensual sex. Named after Chris Hanson, the host of Dateline NBC: "To Catch a Predator" series.

Guy1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: She's a total Hanson, thats prison time brotha!

Guy: I was at my little brothers high school football game last night. The place was crawling with Hansons.

by eddiered April 1, 2008

Taylor Hanson

gay fucking wanker singer of hanson

"That guy...is a SHIT CUNT"

by LEM - Chino January 18, 2005

Hensonphilia

One who fucks puppets.

Friend 1: Did you hear about the guy that ran the puppet show? Total case of Hensonphilia.
Friend 2: Huh?
Friend 1: Carlos walked in on him ramming the bunny puppet.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin February 19, 2010

Hanson

A group of gay, long haired, untalented bitches who don't know they're gay yet.

Hanson: yeah we all have girlfriends

Oprah: But you guys are gay

Hanson: Now we're not

Oprah: yeah you are. You're not fooling anybody

Hanson: Well now that you mention it...

by Mr. Motion July 18, 2008

hanson

hanson: (1) the feeling of embarrassment you get for someone else. (2) a feeling that makes you cringe when witnessing a particularly awkward situation (3) feeling awkward by association (4) feeling embarrassed by association.

The feeling you get when you watch the band Hanson perform; the feeling you get when you run into someone from your hometown of Hanson, MA in Hanson, MA. "That was really hanson"

by Anita Rackow October 31, 2008

Hudson

A ugly white ass with no genitalia or in some cases tits. Hudson usually identify’s as a male but knows deep down he’s really just a ugly white ass nothing

Last night I was with a white ass who I thought was a guy than he took off his pants and he had no genitalia that thing was a mother fucking HUDSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Lil balls licker July 8, 2021

andrew hudson watt

he is gay D:

andrew hudson watt doesnt like girls D:

by anndruw January 1, 2012