best friend hopper

when you switch best friends every second of the day

“oh your my best friend” “your my best friend “ “i’m a best friend hopper”

by smtities November 9, 2019

Dingus-hopper

A person who does stupid things because of ignorance or sheer stupidity.

Someone leans forward to smell a fresh batch of cookies, comes too close and burns their lip on the baking tray. "Ayden, you're such a dingus-hopper! Be more careful!"

by DrewskiG March 28, 2019

Mud Hopper

A Mud Hopper is the same as a Mud Cricket but she is beautiful and plus size.

A Mud Cricket is to skinny for me, I need a Mud Hopper.

by Mud Hopper September 16, 2019

Space hopper Metallica Tits

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks

Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019

Homie hopper

Someone who sleeps with one friend to the other to the other.

She’s slept with every guy in the hood she’ll forever be known as the homie hopper!

by Eva Eireen Landress October 11, 2019

throttle hopper

A girl who jumps from guy to guy only if he has a fast car or money for parts and / or A slut for car parts.

Ashtyn jumps from guy to guy to get parts for her shitty Integra, she's a huge throttle hopper.

by whosthatgirlitsjess September 2, 2019

Homie Hopper

A person that jumps from one person to another that are both friends.

1: Dude you know Kat?
2: Yeah?
1: She’s a homie hopper bro...

by sef29 April 14, 2018