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Muppet fisting

Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022
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Chimp Fist

Hey Mac, did you Chimp Fist Jan’s daughter?
by Freetheturtle April 17, 2021
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pimp fist

It's exactly what you would imagine, it is the act if being fisted by a pimp.
Hey drate, look at that hooker getting pimp fisted.
by I hang niglets for fun September 8, 2020
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Fist me

1. To fist bump someone
2. To punch someone in the face

3. Another way to say 'Let's fight'
1. "Hey, bro! Fist me!"
2. "I hope he doesn't fist me, he fists people hard."
3. "C'mon, bro, fist me!"
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Some fist

Northern English slang.

To punch or hit someone / to receive a hit or punch from someone.
"I was up gym, some lad though he was all that, started getting mouthy, even tried to give me some fist, so I sparked him right in his gob"
by HaUKnowItsTrue July 26, 2017
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chef's fist

When fisting a girl you bring your hand to your lists give it half a chef's kiss, the continue to shove your hand in her chooch and open your fist like a flower.
I knew he was the one after he pounded me with the best chef's fist of my life!
by fat_terry June 20, 2020
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fist grin

When you punch someone and their teeth get stuck in your fist.
"Sam hit that dude so hard he had a fist grin."
by knowsstuffdude March 25, 2017
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