Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022
Get the Muppet fistingmug. by Freetheturtle April 17, 2021
Get the Chimp Fistmug. by I hang niglets for fun September 8, 2020
Get the pimp fistmug. 1. "Hey, bro! Fist me!"
2. "I hope he doesn't fist me, he fists people hard."
3. "C'mon, bro, fist me!"
2. "I hope he doesn't fist me, he fists people hard."
3. "C'mon, bro, fist me!"
by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 March 30, 2023
Get the Fist memug. "I was up gym, some lad though he was all that, started getting mouthy, even tried to give me some fist, so I sparked him right in his gob"
by HaUKnowItsTrue July 26, 2017
Get the Some fistmug. When fisting a girl you bring your hand to your lists give it half a chef's kiss, the continue to shove your hand in her chooch and open your fist like a flower.
by fat_terry June 20, 2020
Get the chef's fistmug. by knowsstuffdude March 25, 2017
Get the fist grinmug.