fasterbating

Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn

Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?

Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again

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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all

by Comrade Plasternasty October 8, 2010

Glitter Farter

One who farts glitter; homosexual.

That Clay Aiken sure is a glitter farter!

by Johnny Dazzles January 13, 2009

goes down faster than wunderbed in a fistfight

Refers to somone being defeated quickly in any given competition,or to rapidly failing technology

Dude, my cable modem went down faster than wunderbred in a fist fight

by madgrad January 24, 2003

Fanter

'Facebook Banter'

Some have shedloads.

Some are just too damn serious.

Others try stupidly hard but really, haven't got a clue

Examples are everyday conversation/occurances/tags on facebook. Sometimes it is easy to mistake 'Fanter' for a 'Frape', depending on the humour of the affected.

by D.Albert.J October 22, 2011

Fanter

A person who jerks off to or with stolen shit.

That fuckin fanter is probably spankin' it with my stolen panties right now!

by FilthyClean709 January 17, 2017

Fattervictortoria

meaning a young women who too over weight and smells of extremely sweaty, bad odours.

hey dude, check out that smelly tankass she bitch!! thats what i call a REALLY bad case of fattervictortoria!

by david hide February 7, 2004

fantesticle

the cooling effect created by performing starjumps,

i was dead hot then cooled down with my fantesticles

by pussywhiped February 11, 2010