Father

an asshole who has no fucking idea on how to raise you and thinks he knows best when he really dosent know shit about you because he spends all his time working, drinking, smokeing, and watching tv in his room and he needs to step the fuck off my life.

me: aye mom can i go hangout with ********?
mom: sure but ask your father
me: aww man
father: no.
me: i havent even asked the question yet...
father: answers still no, because im your father and i have final say in everything
me: ......

by one pissed off person November 2, 2012

fatherfucker

A motherfucking awesome album by Peaches.

"Fatherfucker" by Peaches.

by Apples January 10, 2004

fattery

noun
the ability to make an object or person fatter.

That dress makes her look fattery.
That dress is very fattering on you.

by Hazel Rider August 11, 2008

Father Sucker

The gay equivalent to Mother Fucker; asshole; jerk; fuck nut; etc.

I suppose it can be used towards a female also, but it's so much easier just to call her a cunt, no?

Fuck you, mother fucker!

No, fuck YOU, father sucker...

by Robrandt July 13, 2006

Falter Ego

What some might define as an 'alter ego' except for the fact that the person is aware of the change between their usual and abnormal selves.
When someone is trying to impress a certain group of people, they may snap out their falter ego and put on a show to make those people think they're cool by their standards, when really they're just posing.

Gill: "Oh my gosh, I heard you and Bob broke up!"
Jen: "Yeah, he had a falter ego."
Gill: "Pardon me?"
Jen: "He'd act one way around me and my friends so that we'd like him, but then become his true self around all his buddies. I didn't like the real him, and the fact that he tried to hide it with a falter ego is worse."
Gill: "Well, good for you!"

by Thoor Tayret June 6, 2009

Faterexia

when someones fat and has the idea that they are skinny.

synonym: FAT LARD
antynom: anerexia

Fat person: Oh my gosh I am so skinny, I should really gain some weight!

skinny person : you have a severe case of faterexia

Fat person : SHUT UP FATTY,

skinny person: agh I am fat , I am anerexic

by hanfeet June 13, 2009

fatherless child

This phrase is used when someone does something so unthinkably degenerate that everyone in the group realises that they were never raised with a father figure.

Yashin is a great example of a fatherless child as he is a bit of a mental patient but lacks the cognitive ability to realise it.

Timmy: *Plays AP Ezreal*
The squad: *ANOTHER FATHERLESS CHILD*

QUEUE THE BLUEFACE

by Kash money man March 1, 2022