derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Derping

Coughing and scared at the same time

Excuse me for my derping.

by gop890 December 3, 2020

bruh derp t-pose

bruh derp t-pose: a statement used for when you want to be very cringe.
It was created by Casey Wong Sepetdjian from Scarborough Toronto Ontario Canada

Lol fr bro… bruh derp t-pose

by asianmann April 30, 2024

Derp

An offensive way to say someone is bad at any video game, or looks derpy, like slowpoke.

I'm such a DERP.

by lol im a not troll October 10, 2017

Derp

Acting or looking VERY goofy.

Hunter Collard stop being a derp!

by _WIZARD_NINJA_ January 25, 2016

Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

by When in doubt, C4 July 6, 2016

Derp

A thing to say when you want to say something retarded

HERP DERP!

by Nyancat13567 February 26, 2019