Dakota

A girl's inside who I am going to shred. One moment she wants you on your knees, the next she's begging for praise, but I'll slap her and fuck her silly all the same.

Man 1: "Hey man did you see Dakota? I'd fuck her" Man 2: "Shut up faggie."

by Dakota's Master (good boy) March 29, 2025

South Dakota Windmill

A dangerous sex act in which the male partner penetrates the female partner while a third party is operating a motor vehicle and doing donuts in the parking lot or on an interstate. The man fucking her usually has her put her head out the window and the window is about halfway open so she doesn't fall out the car (hopefully) but no guarantees bc neither seat belts or protection is used in a South Dakota Windmill. The driver waits until both the man and woman are about to cum, then spins a MASSIVE counterclockwise donut which causes them to get heavy whiplash halfway head out the window , resulting in them appearing in a 'windmill' formation. That's how to do a South Dakota Windmill. Do not try at home , only ever attempt in South Dakota !

Jack was tired of watching Spongebob in his basement in Kentucky, so he called Amber and Joseph , his friends from South Dakota, and headed their way. Joseph spun them around the block while Jack gave Amber his big ol cock. Amber was screamin so loud that North Dakota could hear it. Her head was spinning all night from a good old fashioned South Dakota Windmill.

by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe July 21, 2025

Dakota

A girl who prays on young boys, preferably 15 years old.

Youre such a Dakota, imagine being 18 dating a 15 year old.

by The_Toaster12 December 9, 2022

dakota

only the coolest people are named Dakota. Dakotas are sexy, smart and probably kind of crazy. Despite that, they are super sweet and an amazing person. Never leave a Dakota because you’ll regret it anyway. There are people that left Dakota’s who are allegedly sitting around in glen iris feeling lonely because they are without a Dakota :(

Hey have you met Dakota?
Yeah they’re so cool I can’t even!

by Bianca_newyorkcity August 10, 2021

dakota

dakota is a word used in the north east of england to describe a penis that is thicker than it is wider it is also known to others as a chode.

person: look at that dakota

by usemywordz May 22, 2023

Dakotas

Two unmemorable states in the midwest. Both are boring and the only one that is slightly entertaining is South Dakota but that's only because of the fact that they carved random presidents head on some mountain

All the Dakotas:
North Dakota
South Dakota
South South Dakota (Nebraska)
South South South Dakota (Kansas)
South South South South Dakota (Oklahoma)
South South South South South Dakota (Texas)
East Dakota (Minnesota)
West Dakota (Montana)
East East Dakota (Wisconsin)
West West Dakota (Idaho)
West West West Dakota (Washington)
East East East Dakota (Upper Panhandle)
"United Dakotas of America"
Canada: Sorry Eh Dakota

by IntergalactalEnergy July 30, 2023

dakota wilson

The best most awesome guy you would ever meet kind yet confusing never wants to show true emotion to friends. Can be a little rude at times but when ticked off a special way gets very angry and will fight. He is definitely someone who is great at almost everything but never tries is lazy at times. Usually white and brown hair great to those he loves and is great at pleasing a girl will do anything for her.

"That guy is such a dakota wilson"
"I wish i had a dakota wilson"

by Bick Daddy April 20, 2018