Cosmic Sweater

Before having sex, a woman eats as much food, mostly colorful foods. Afterwords the woman deep throats her partners cock as far back as she possibly can until she gags and pukes all over his body. Thus creating a "cosmic sweater".

I'm really into fruity cereals and weird fetishes and shit, so I convinced my girlfriend to give me a cosmic sweater.

by bjb5879 April 25, 2011

cosmic sweater

Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."

My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.

by raphenzie December 14, 2008

comic shock

What happens when, after finding a new daily webcomic and spending a week reading the archives, you realise that there is no next comic, and you will have to wait 24 hours for the next one. Has been known to produce a catatonic states.

I got right into Sluggy Freelance, and started reading the old comics. 2 weeks later, I finished reading the archives. Man, I went into total comic shock. It wasn't pretty.

by Lee MacAulay November 8, 2003

cosmically orgasmical

Cosmically orgasmical;1. a magical, out of this world orgasm. 2. relating to anything in which an orgasm may occur; food/eating; sexual relations; drinks; sports; books/reading; television; slapping; hitting; punching; choking; badminton and chess

"Wow, that bagel, egg and cheese bagel was cosmically orgasmical. I think I soiled my pantaloons."

"That chick's breasticles are cosmically orgasmical."

"Did you see how Rick shot that zombie through the other zombie while other zombies watched?

--Yea, it was cosmically orgasmical."

by PAdubs October 18, 2013

cormick wheeler

Cool, amazing, smart, and is funny and has a big dick. He also has a big log in his booty.

That guy is awesome! He must be Cormick Wheeler

by Bigpenis6969 May 6, 2016

Cosmic-19

A internet fad that is very loved and should be respected

“We love cosmic-19 in this household”

by Fad October 17, 2020

dot comical

Funny, humorous, laughable, hilarious; as it pertains to any online experience.

Finding the humor in an interesting entry on urbandictionary.com; "That word is dot comical!"
"War stories" from your membership in any online dating websites, so ridiculous that all you can do is laugh; i.e. "My love life is dotcomical!"

by Annie Hernandez May 29, 2008