Chris

An asshole who lies and dates hoes he only knows how to master-bait

Hi I'm asshole Chris an asshole

by Bobiscool103 October 4, 2017

Chris

Chris is extremely salty, and gets jealous super easily. He starts a whole bunch of drama for no apparent reason. He likes to flirt with a bunch of girls that he doesn't even know, even though he has a girlfriend. He goes to the gym every day except Thursdays and likes to play roblox. He gets mad over very little things, most most people dislike Chris.

Chris is a total douchebag

by Anonymous5900 July 6, 2020

Chris

Chris is a bitch through and through.

Look at that lil bitch ass Chris over there

by Spalzer December 20, 2016

Chris

A little bitch of a man with ether a small dick or non at all. This dip shit has a gap in his teeth 12 feet in length and is attracted to fat male bitches. There is no female version to this word so in all he’s just a gay faggot.

Person 1: Look at that fat bitch
Person 2: yep that’s a Chris

by Reeeeeboya May 9, 2019

Chris

A abnormally fat man, who has a micropenis, girls flee when he comes around. A very annoying person, he fails when he try's to impress people. He's a slob and can't take care of him self or his hygiene.

Oh my god stop being such a fat Chris.
he's such a Chris

booty names annoying fat slob gross

by The Watchman September 7, 2016

Chris

A huge fucker who is a dumb ass. That can't make up his damn mind. 😡😡😡

That guys is such a Chris

by XoMaddie28 June 16, 2015

Chris

The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you meet a Chris I recommend leaving him because he will snitch on you, cause drama for no reason at all, and will just be a total dick.

Girl one: “oh that guy is so weird that must be a Chris”

Girl two: “Indeed”

by IReallyWantToFuckYouRylie:) October 2, 2020