When having anal sex with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your penis.
"Man, I was having so much fun with Maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and I had a chocolate tip."
"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."
"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."
by Le_Ginge February 25, 2017
Get the Chocolate Tip mug.To deficate in your own hand and then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum
by WrestlingMom April 27, 2017
Get the chocolate handy mug.1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."
husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate
by boxchocolate March 8, 2017
Get the box chocolate mug.When you take an odinary cup of hot chocolate and add shot of hard liqour. Usually used on cold winter days when the prospects of driving to work are bringing you down.
"Oh man, it was so cold outside, I froze my ass off on the way in!"
"Should have had some shot-chocolate!"
"Should have had some shot-chocolate!"
by Redcon P February 18, 2009
Get the Shot-Chocolate mug.The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.
Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.
by Syn Gatton and Magic Fingers May 29, 2010
Get the Chocolate Baptism mug.Upon consuming a moderately spicey vindaloo/curry, you prepare your girlfriend by bending her over "Doggy - Style". You then suprise her by shitting on her back; due to the curry, the excrement is in liquid format and consequently sprays that bitches back like 'Chocolate Rain'.
-If you want to go for the ultimate 'Chocolate Rain' experiance, I reccommend after completing this highly romantic turn on, to finish off by performing the Cleveland Steamer
-If you want to go for the ultimate 'Chocolate Rain' experiance, I reccommend after completing this highly romantic turn on, to finish off by performing the Cleveland Steamer
James: Can I acid dragon you guys?
Craig: Nahh acid dragon gets boring...
Henry: I know, lets 'The Chocolate Rain' eachother
James: Errr..Nahh your already brown
Craig: Nahh acid dragon gets boring...
Henry: I know, lets 'The Chocolate Rain' eachother
James: Errr..Nahh your already brown
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Ah man, did you eat all of the cream filling out of the oreos again!?!
Ah man, did you eat all of the cream filling out of the oreos again!?!
by observantlurker September 21, 2015
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