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scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs
by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018
mugGet the scrumptious slugsmug.

slugging gugs

When two girls are laying foot to foot and trying to kick each other in the vagina.
Twi girls laying on a bed slugging gugs.
by Thejodi's April 7, 2017
mugGet the slugging gugsmug.

goey slug

" I goey slugged her bro"
by Kodzoner July 31, 2017
mugGet the goey slugmug.

Slug racing

When you wipe/run your sweaty n*ts on someone’s face and leave a wet trail mark
Bro i slug raced on her and it looked like she just ran a 400 meter dash. “Slug racing?”
by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020
mugGet the Slug racingmug.

Turd Slug

A piece of feces that sticks to the side of a toilet bowl after flushing that can resemble the look of a slug.
whoever used the toilet last was kind enough to leave a turd slug camped on the side of the bowl.
by havin' fun December 11, 2021
mugGet the Turd Slugmug.

banana slugging

To srtip down naked and lather in argan oil and lay down by a fire while squirming around on the ground.
Did you hear what Stacy did today. I heard she was banana slugging with britiny.
by Yuki the dragon slayer April 29, 2016
mugGet the banana sluggingmug.

Slug Head

Someone with a Mohawk on their head, usually un-gelled/flat and/or scruffy.

Looks like a slug on their head.
"Haha, take a look at Densley's Slug Head!!"
by blueprintChris December 13, 2006
mugGet the Slug Headmug.

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