scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.

Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs

by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018

slugging gugs

When two girls are laying foot to foot and trying to kick each other in the vagina.

Twi girls laying on a bed slugging gugs.

by Thejodi's April 7, 2017

goey slug

Coming inside a girl

" I goey slugged her bro"

by Kodzoner July 31, 2017

Slug racing

When you wipe/run your sweaty n*ts on someone’s face and leave a wet trail mark

Bro i slug raced on her and it looked like she just ran a 400 meter dash. “Slug racing?”

by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020

Turd Slug

A piece of feces that sticks to the side of a toilet bowl after flushing that can resemble the look of a slug.

whoever used the toilet last was kind enough to leave a turd slug camped on the side of the bowl.

by havin' fun December 11, 2021

banana slugging

To srtip down naked and lather in argan oil and lay down by a fire while squirming around on the ground.

Did you hear what Stacy did today. I heard she was banana slugging with britiny.

by Yuki the dragon slayer April 29, 2016

Slug Head

Someone with a Mohawk on their head, usually un-gelled/flat and/or scruffy.

Looks like a slug on their head.

"Haha, take a look at Densley's Slug Head!!"

by blueprintChris December 13, 2006