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surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents
son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"
by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020
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blessed

A very multitalented person , can be shy at times , but outspoken when it comes to proving (his or her )point in arguments . Usually not too tall, like about 5ft 7inches , at times can be very lazy , but the most amazing thing is (his or her) humility, would never admit that he or she is multitalented , very intelligent , cares a lot about friends and can get very emotional at times.
Wow! Blessed , ur voice is like that of an angel
by Makshat May 4, 2019
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good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)
"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018
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Nurgle's Blessing

The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K
I received Nurgle's Blessing when I went to the gas station bathroom.
by Laelette Venara January 17, 2024
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Bless

Short for blessed.

Fuckboys and lazy people use this word when they're too cool (see: SWAG) for using proper English with 2 more letters.
1: I'm truly bless
2: What?
1: God is great I'm so bless
2: You mean blessed?
1: Duh
2: Learn English.
by fresca2178 January 22, 2016
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.
Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
by smj101 May 24, 2018
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Blessing you up

The Christian way of absolutely exposing someone and sharing the truth about ones self for everyone to hear.

Yelling at someone with purpose.
Mrs. Smith was just blessing me up because I forgot to do my homework.

Olivia, she was absolutely blessing you up for doing that in church.
by shhheeeeesssshhhh May 4, 2021
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