by MyBoringLife May 23, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God blessmug. by Otablue May 23, 2018
Get the Good morning and god blessmug. the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.
daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.
jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.
daniella: oops, silly me!
jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.
daniella: oops, silly me!
by zippy nips December 30, 2022
Get the bless your heartmug. A Tall, Smart, funny guy! When you first get to know bless he'll probably take your phone or call you a dumbass l but you'll be blessed to have him in your life!
by Thotzillavsthegorlilla March 3, 2022
Get the Blessmug. The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
Get the second blessingmug. by cornbread66 May 23, 2018
Get the Goodmorning and God-blessmug. A Tall, Smart, Funny dude when you meet someone with the name bless he'll probably take your phone or call you a dumbass but you'll be blessed to have him in your life
by Thotzillavsthegorlilla March 3, 2022
Get the Blessmug.