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The Brain Blaster

When you’re dressed as jimmy neutron while you fuck her and yell out “Brain blast!” when you finish
“I bet you want The Brain Blaster tonight
by JX10N June 30, 2025
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kerchunka blaster

the pieces of torn up road in your cul-de-sac that if they look anything like a firearm the are considered a “kerchunka blaster”
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination
holy hell man that was so cool when you shot a motorcycle at my house from that kerchunka blaster
by Jehne_man May 30, 2023
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taiwanese sand blaster

The act of sticking ones dick in a dry ass
Dude I didn't have any lube and my dick was raw from that Taiwanese sand blaster
by BigmeatPete May 28, 2016
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Georgia turbo blaster

The act of twerking over your partners face to stir your guts after taking laxitives then blasting feces all over them.

Aka The Gut Tumbler
I was going to ask Jenny out again but she did a Georgia Turbo Blaster that fucked up those chances.
by GRL2NV August 17, 2018
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Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.
Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.
by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024
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The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
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Mickey Blaster

A makeshift weapon made with pvc pipe filled with dead mice, moldy cheese and human feces.

Usually used for pranking nerds.
Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”

Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”
by stripez56 July 2, 2025
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