by JX10N June 30, 2025

the pieces of torn up road in your cul-de-sac that if they look anything like a firearm the are considered a “kerchunka blaster”
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination
by Jehne_man May 30, 2023

by BigmeatPete May 28, 2016

The act of twerking over your partners face to stir your guts after taking laxitives then blasting feces all over them.
Aka The Gut Tumbler
Aka The Gut Tumbler
I was going to ask Jenny out again but she did a Georgia Turbo Blaster that fucked up those chances.
by GRL2NV August 17, 2018

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.
by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025

A makeshift weapon made with pvc pipe filled with dead mice, moldy cheese and human feces.
Usually used for pranking nerds.
Usually used for pranking nerds.
Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”
Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”
Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”
by stripez56 July 2, 2025
