Spotify battle

When two or more people with the same Spotify account fight over what music is playing on the account

Nothing is more intense than a Spotify battle with your sister

by Thatlamptalks June 20, 2017

Battle sword

The act of fucking a bitch on her period.

Aw man it was first time getting a getting a battle sword. Didn’t realize my battle sword would get all bloody.

by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021

no u battle

It's a kind of battle, where someone starts of by Person 1 calling Person 2 a word like amazing or cute

Then Person 2 replies "No u!", and Person 1 will reply back with "No u!"

It continues like that until one of them gtg or a 3rd person joins and says "Both of you"

Person 1: "You are a cutie"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 3: "Both of you"
*end of no u battle*

by CookiLover311 August 24, 2020

Battle catster

Someone who plays battle cats to much

you have to stop being a battle catster

by flerpw7 May 20, 2022

Lightsaber Battle

When two guys put on glow in the dark condoms and hit smack their dicks against each other's dicks until one is sliced off, ultimately resulting in wining the heart of a lady

I won a lightsaber battle with joe last night and now Taylor Swift is my girlfriend

by anonymous October 31, 2020

Thermostat Battle

The intense, although very sneaky, altercation where two or more inhabitants of the same living space continually adjust the thermostat to their respective preferred temperatures, without the knowledge of the other person(s).

I set my thermostat to 65 degrees last night, and now it's at 80! My roommate must be declaring a thermostat battle!

by Iamsogood April 24, 2014

Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.

How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by Powermad80 February 24, 2012