Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout

Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable

by username_redacted November 23, 2023

sound blaster

a mug with a sound blaster in it an old sound blaster by creative labs

get a sound blaster

by Raqurm December 16, 2023

Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).

We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.

by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023

Blasterous

"Shining bright and violently in your face"

" a face blast that's shining brightly

Vinny the moon looks blasterous tonight man"

by Outsideonthacorner July 2, 2023

ass-blaster 300000000

inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.

p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020

ass-blaster 300000000

leaving your dick in someones ass for 5 months then pulling it out

p1: " just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: " yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020

blaster-nig

Used to describe a nigga who is above all else in a group. Tends to demonstrate proficient leadership and the ability to disintegrate at a molecular level all nib's who oppose him (Optional). References a prophesy that go's "one day a nigga like no other will descend from the heavens with extraordinary power. This man will summon KFC from the sky's, be able to bash his enemy's with just uttering the hard R n-word, and can change black crime statistics at will " (wiki article).

This guy can fuck u up. he's the blaster-nig in the group. You get near him and you'll become another person in a black on black crime statistic.

by Enchilada Weiner December 3, 2020