After Tea Merchant

Hen

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant”

by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021

food after food

Making love after meal

I’ll eat food after food

by Gyrath June 3, 2023

Repeat after daddy

When someone repeats the same thing you just said in a higher pitched voice

dolyn: yo whats up
micah in a higher pitched voice: yo whats up
dolyn: repeat after daddy

by johnathan pork July 12, 2023

After-Poo Euphoria

The time period After taking an amazing dump where you feel incredible while your butthole relaxes.

You're going to have to give me a few minutes before I can do something while I am still in After-Poo Euphoria

by BURNIN13 July 30, 2023

Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.

Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!

by stephendragon June 12, 2014

After Sex Skin

when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)

Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"

by CrystalMeth6969 December 30, 2011

After Grog Bog

An Austrailian term for taking a big dump after a night of drinking.

Oi, hey mom, yeah college is great, I'm just having me after grog bog... how's grandma?

by Wiley H. November 6, 2011