australian ring toss

When a woman becomes airborne during sex.

I respectfully gave my girlfriend an Australian ring toss while on a trampoline last night, when she came down, I missed and stubbed my penis on her ass cheek.

by gerthanthaclops December 25, 2009

Australian Toilet Bowl

An alchoholic beverage. Drop a shotglass filled with cheap vodka into a tall glass of Foster's beer and slam that shit!

Man, Tommy just puked all over my futon!

What do you expect, he just drank an Australian Toilet Bowl!?!

by HotLettuce November 4, 2010

Australian meat grinder

A sex position where you hump a girl in a circular motion wile she's bent over or on her back.

Im so sore after that Australian meat grinder.

by T-bone fluffy October 1, 2012

Australian Football League

Consisting of 18 clubs with at least 2 based in the major cities of Australia, the AFL is the premier competition of Australian Rules Football, the Best Game on the Planet. The AFL is the biggest sporting competition in Australia and the 4th most attended in the whole world, with crowds of at least 20 to 90k and sometimes even reaching 100k at a game. The AFL is the top dog of Australian sport and other sports such as NRL and soccer don’t come close to the popularity and awesomeness of the Great Australian Game.

Jasper: Hey Jason, wanna go to the Australian Football League game tonight?
Jason: Fuckin oath mate, no worries! I love going to the footy!

(At the Melbourne Cricket Ground with a crowd of 95,000 for a game between Carlton and Richmond)

Jasper: Go you Tiges!!🐯
Jason: We are the Navy Blueees🟦

Jasper: Doesn’t matter what team you follow, we follow the Best Game on the Planet
Jason: Fair dinkum!

by Crowsfan91 January 4, 2020

AstrilEx

He is a really sweet kid once you get to know them, he enjoys to make jokes about many things, he has a very weak heart and he is very emotional Really Emotional many things can upset him but in the end of the day he will still smile and act like everything is fine, he enjoys to get some attention at least a little More then a little he struggles with getting to understand people which is why he struggles to find friends, he always hopes to open up to people and he likes to get to know others better. . .He also enjoys pat's on the head and cookies! if you call him cute he does get mad adorably.

AstrilEx, he will like to get to know you and he hopes to become friends with you!
Do you accept his kindness?

by AstrilEx October 29, 2020

Australian Navy Cadet

The Australian Navy Cadets is a branch of the cadets that is built up of Neanderthals and degenerates. The Navy Cadets shall be approached with upmost caution as their overwhelming amount of homosexuality is a force to be reckoned with and can cause health issues such as feeling light headed, dizzy or you may feel faint, but this is only short-term, but if the symptoms persist if so contact your GP. They usually are approached with a weapon of no less than .22 caliber. The typical member of the navy cadets has a small penis, a small brain and a high pitched voice.

Oh no! Scramble it's a Australian Navy cadet, get the .22!

by ptol in a vtol February 9, 2021

astray

Cute seggc carti stan that turned gay for carti

call me astray cuz carti so seggc he be making me feel gay

by astray! February 21, 2021