AIDS beard

An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.

"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."

by Passionate James January 19, 2014

New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.

Jake hearts the D and has New Aids

by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011

Smed/AIDS

the physical embodiment of retardness. Suck dick half of the time fingering his ass

Hey Smed/AIDS is spreading

by Bhgybyb January 22, 2019

Magic AIDS

Having AIDS, but with little or no affect on one's health- like Magic Johnson. This is the exact opposite of Eazy AIDS.

Didn't Conor get AIDS after he banged his way through Zambia?

Yeah, but he only has Magic AIDS now. He's going back this summer.

by LBC rat January 23, 2010

AIDS fairy

A person at a Rave that injects you with the virus commonly know as AIDS. you are affected immediately and may die without seeking medical help.

Man with syringe injecting young children at raves is the AIDS Fairy

by mike hancho22 October 30, 2013

band aid

A very short skirt on a girl. It is so short that it looks like she only has a small patch of cloth wrapped around her hips, hence band aid. So short, that anything besides standing will reveal too much.

"Damn that girl Ashley is wearing a sweet ass band aid."

by ShakeNBake1 April 20, 2007

Zombie AIDS

hypothetical "worst possible disease" that someone could get. usually used to describe how one feels physically. Symptoms of this fake disease usually change depending on the creativity of the people who define those symptoms.

John: Hey want to go do something tonight?

Kate: Nah man, I'm pretty sure I have Zombie AIDS. I feel terrible! I feel like my stomach is melting on the inside and my limbs are probably going to fall off. Damn Zombie AIDS...

by Pube-Bot March 3, 2010