Smed/AIDS

the physical embodiment of retardness. Suck dick half of the time fingering his ass

Hey Smed/AIDS is spreading

by Bhgybyb January 22, 2019

c aids

Something that every conner has, it's a mutated version of aids but it has the symptoms of swelling, skin turning red, holes forming in the chest that leak pus and mucus, hump forming in the back your face gets massive pimples that leak carbon monoxide and if you don't wash within 3 days of a conner touching you then you'll slowly gain all of these also back pain and poor posture.

Dude did you hear Joshua got c aids

No bro I didn't know that we should avoid him

by Yeah let's go with that April 27, 2022

dragon aids

an infection that trevor vecchio has because he’s a retard piece of shit that I’d terrible at communicating

trevor has dragon aids!

by RaunchyNutSaq March 30, 2022

hand-aid

Noun: a helpful handjob to put a band-aid on your emotional state.

Hey baby, I could use a hand-aid right now!

by Slippery slapper March 28, 2021

Magic AIDS

Having AIDS, but with little or no affect on one's health- like Magic Johnson. This is the exact opposite of Eazy AIDS.

Didn't Conor get AIDS after he banged his way through Zambia?

Yeah, but he only has Magic AIDS now. He's going back this summer.

by LBC rat January 23, 2010

AIDS fairy

A person at a Rave that injects you with the virus commonly know as AIDS. you are affected immediately and may die without seeking medical help.

Man with syringe injecting young children at raves is the AIDS Fairy

by mike hancho22 October 30, 2013

band aid

A very short skirt on a girl. It is so short that it looks like she only has a small patch of cloth wrapped around her hips, hence band aid. So short, that anything besides standing will reveal too much.

"Damn that girl Ashley is wearing a sweet ass band aid."

by ShakeNBake1 April 20, 2007